About Me

Survivalist extraordinaire.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

First Impressions

Allow me to introduce myself. I will not disclose my full legal name, but you may call me Nikolaus if you so please to.

Please, after you have finished reading, introduce yourself. I would find it a blessing and a privilege to chat with the few readers who stumble across my meager and insignificant writings. 

Now, please grant me your undivided attention for a moment while I discuss a matter of very important nature. 

I am going to be frank in admitting that I am, for lack of a better term, a contract killer. Indeed, it is a grim business, primarily frowned upon by civilized people.

I've been called, among other names, a "Monster" many times. Too many times to recall. I do not confess to be a good man, or a bad man. I just do what is necessary to survive. Call me what you will, but I prefer to be called Nikolaus.

Now it is out in the open; I am in the business of killing. Why? It runs in the family. 

You know a few very important details about me now, yes? I find it is much easier to enter an extremely warm bath slowly, rather than to dive into the boiling heat. Now that you have submerged yourself in the heated waters, let us observe the temperature with a curious eye.

If I have caught your attention, please subscribe to this blog and introduce yourself. I will continue to post as time proceeds. We will get to know each other very well.


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